IF YOU ARE LIKE ME

If you can attend the classes
      With your minds absent
If youcan chat with a mobile under your bench
      Yet pretending to be listening to the lecture
If you can flatter the professor
      With your words of irony
If you can bunk the classes
      Everytime thinking "For one last time"
If you can cover the attendance lost
      ith one false act of begging the prof.
If you can play games in the lab
      Yet show output by copying the program of a friend
If you can pass the whole semester
      Without reading on a single day
If you can write the same answer
      Irrespective of the question given
If you can fill the entire booklet
      With the stuff unknown to both you and the examiner
If you dream of a cent
      Yet get content with a stamp
If you can flirt a score of girls
      Yet fall in love with none of them

Yours is the college and everything in it,
And- which is more- You'll be an engineering student my bro!!!
                                                                                      -Me.Dil Se.

(Dedicated to Rudyard Kipling, the poet of original IF)